Tyler Says....

While at the doctor for his 6 year checkup, the pediatrician gave Tyler his stethoscope and let Tyler listen to his heart.
Doctor:"What do you hear?"
Tyler: "I hear beeping."
(I'm really trying not to laugh)
Doctor: "Oh yeah? what kind of beeping?"
Tyler: "It is going BEEP....BEEP....BEEP...BEEP" (sounding like a heart monitor)
(I'm thinking maybe he has a bomb in there somewhere)
Doctor:" Yes, your heart beaTs! do you think there is a little bunny in there playing the drums?"
Tyler: Laughing really hard "Oh you crack me up!" and he continues to laugh at the joke.

Also, later that day, I asked Tyler if he would eat some salad.
Me: "Tyler, you need to eat some salad"
Ty:"No, I don't want to"
Me:" You told the doctor today that you would eat your vegetables, so eat some salad"
Ty: emphatically "No I didn't! I told him I SHOULD eat my vegetables. that's different."