Wednesday, January 6, 2010
Pretty much every night that I don't sleep well, I hear Randy talking in his sleep. When I am lucid enough, it is hilarious. It does make me wonder though, If he does it every night and I just "miss the show" while I am in my own dreamland.
I have copious amounts of material to make you laugh and laugh at the antics I have seen/heard. I don't disclose all of them, mostly just the really funny stories. Here is a run of the mill sleep story from the other night.
I was awakened by Jacob around 1:00 AM who insisted on disrupting my sleep for at least an hour before he went back into his bed. (He wanted to watch a movie.) When I finally did make it back to my own bed, Randy had migrated to the center of the bed. As I slid into my side, I brushed his foot with my foot and he jumped up saying "I don't like that! It is not a good hole! I don't like that hole" he then preceded to get out of bed and walk to the light switch. (Now, I have been a victim of him turning on the light before, so this time I was prepared.) I put my hands over my eyes and said "Don't turn on the light." I peeked through my fingers and looked at him. His body language suggested he was threatening me with the light. He was mumbling and I couldn't make out exactly what he said. I heard "Doug" a lot though and I finally realized he wasn't talking so much about a person named Doug as he was a hole that was "dug." Then he gave me some attitude and flipped on the light for a second and turned it back off. he got into bed and repeated "I don't like that hole" and went back to sleep. I guess next time I should be more careful where I put my foot. I suppose he knows, even in his sleep, I don't like the light turned on.