Monday, July 26, 2010

Feel The Fear

All of these things freak me out. I am really afraid of all of these things. so, If by chance you read my blog for vengeance purposes, this is the post for you. all of these make me twinge with fear just a little bit.

Bees: I left my kids for dead at the park when a bee came over to see what we were having for lunch. Tyler loved how I screamed like a little girl and ran away. I try to be a good example, but sometimes bees are around. What can I do?
Paint balling and laser tag: I don't even like the thought of someone chasing me with the idea to do me harm. Even if it is a laser on the other end. I would probably pee my pants, cry and hide in a corner if I were to be involved in one or both of these activities.

Not to mention some other serious drawbacks.Belly buttons: I have to say that this one honestly does freak me out. Just the thought of someone sticking their finger in my belly button makes me sick to my stomach.

Needles: Most everyone knows I am terrified of needles. I can barely look at these pictures. Heck, I had my babies "naturally" to avoid a VERY large needle entering my spine. I have had countless nightmares where I keep getting needles stuck in me and I can't get them out. I shudder at the thought.
Crocodiles: So very scary. Forget about sharks; Crocs can go on land AND water. and they are just plain creepy looking.
Public Speaking: of course everyone knows about this one. It is so frightening I don't even really want to talk about it.
So...If you are looking for a good prank and you never want me to talk to you ever have your ammunition.


Michelle said...

Good to know. A couple of those freak me out too, but bellybuttons? Seriously?

Grandpa and Grandma B said...

What the heck happen to you as a kid?

Nessa said...

So I guess you don't ant to come out here for a girls night out...we were planning on hitting beehives while paintballing in a crocodile infested marsh. Then to roung out the evening we were going to poke each others bellybuttons while giving a speech to the general population...but, I guess you don't wanna come, too bad! :)

Heather said...

Nessa, as long as I have to get a shot before I come, it would be the perfect "girls nightmare"

Clayton and Amber said...

I'm laughing so hard it hurts heather! That nasty pic of the guy nailed by paint balls is so funny/horrific! I'm totally scared of that too. As for the bellybuttons; I didn't even know I was scared/freaked out about those until I read your post...yuck! Now that you told me about all better watch your back :) So funny about you leaving your kids at the park and running away like a crazy! AWESOME! Cute Ty will save the day!

dave, catie, and baby b. said...

bees are the worst.
if you want to see me
act like a complete fool
get me around a bee.

Amber said...

I think you're so bold to just get these all out there like that. I mean, who knows what could happen. Didn't you know my family LOVES practical jokes? Tsk,tsk. I guess I'll just have to be nice and not purposely freak you out. At least most of the time.