Tyler and I were playing catch in our front yard this evening. He is playing T-ball this year, so cute. Anyway, we were playing catch and a cop car pulls up to the house across the street from us and talks to the guy at the door for quite a while while pointing at a paper and arguing.
Tyler: "why do you think the cop is over there?"
Me: "I don't know, maybe one of his kids called 911, like you did once."
Tyler: "No, probably not, I bet he got caught smoking in a store."
Me: "Really? you think so?"
Tyler: "I think the cop will arrest him."
I guess he thinks that smoking in a store is a pretty big crime. Big enough to warrant a cop coming to your house to arrest you anyway.